Close to dawn, a figure emerged from a darkened street in Hell’s Kitchen wearing all black. Read More »
Peter Sanderson awoke with a succubus straddling atop. Peter felt exhilaration as he neared climax thinking how great his girlfriend Kate was in bed. He opened his eyes and gazed in absolute horror once he realized what was getting him off.Read More »
There’s shit all over the beach here because of the birds. The birds shit everywhere as they fly, swoop and swoosh in from every which way in the hopes of capturing a fish in between landing boats and loading trucks right on the sand as the tide rolls out. Read More »
A skull’s decay emerged through the shifting dirt, as Gerald deftly managed the shovel. He wanted to make sure he wasn’t missing anything. Careful and steady, but fast. Read More »
“You don’t want any cream or sugar,” Clancy asked Chuck after being served coffee by a waitress at Mike’s Diner off the Ditmars stop in Astoria, Queens.
“I like my coffee like I like my women,” Chuck said.
“Hot and black.”Read More »
The car died along a lonely road fifty miles from anywhere. The frustrated driver got out of the car after banging the steering wheel with his hands and yelling a number of expletives.Read More »
Reliable evidence suggests that the main reason the Vikings discovered Greenland and stopped off in North America was a quest for cod. All over the globe the populations of traditionally edible fish have dramatically declined. Current catches bring in undersized fish and smaller yields. I’m not just talking about Charlie the Tuna and saving the Dolphins. Read More »
“Stop kicking that sculpture. It’s a piece of art that someone obviously spent a lot of time on and what did it ever do to you?”
“Fuck man, c’mon let’s break some more shit!”Read More »
An Unanswered Letter to Advice Columnist Sandra Maldonado of Scarsdale Parent Quarterly
RE: Help! My son got a facial tattoo!Read More »