Big Owl Bert

This is not the story of Bob, but rather baby Bob.

 

Carnie Lore: Portraits from a year of dangerous fun: My life on the edge of society

Writer Brett gets famous for writing said non-fiction book, but a lie that gets bigger and real carnies want their just desserts…

Penultimate knife fight described in Brett’s book never happened.

Carnie love and their rituals a sham.

Radio/tv show interview to start off the back story and call-in caller calls out the lies.

Elvis knife throwers in masks: TCB

Eventually leads to movie: Carnivore: the Reckoning

 

Struggles over what to do with the legacy of her parents’ food products once enjoyed in the Heartland.
Bacon sticks: ya know like fish sticks but with bacon
Cheesesteak cake: Provolone based cheesecake with chopped steak, onions and peppers baked in. Add Whiz for an extra fifty in Philly.

In the great gray pillow forest, where all gray matter gatherers go, Jane eats chicken.

Are you aware of capoeira? I’m aware a capoeira. I’m gonna wear my cap now while I do my capoeira, while I do my capoeira. Dance in the streets while I do my capoeira

Are you aware a capoeira? I’m aware of capoeira. I wear my cap while I do my capoeira, while I do my capoeira.

Are you aware of capoeira? I’m aware a capoeira. I’m gonna wear my cap now while I do my capoeira, while I do my capoeira.

Dance to defend myself and my friends. It never ends!

Are you aware a capoeira? I’m aware of capoeira. I’m gonna wear my cap now while I do my capoeira, while I do my capoeira. Dance in the streets while I do my capoeira.

Brushin’ like a Russian on the Fourth of July…

What? It is nothing special.

I brush teeth everyday.

Two to three times per day.

Is good for you.

Round the mound is found a profound gown to astound

You need the discipline to listen to your heart at the start, but it’s never too late

Hello.

Apple.

Wolf.

Ball.

Uh oh!

Gazing into the soles of your soul.