Is a catty cat
Best friend is a bat
Scourge is a rat
Occasionally likes to eat
Sometimes oats with notes of barley
Has been known to chew qat
Goes to a wat
Used to use the phrase homey don’t play dat
Holds no claims to be fat
Never supported the GATT
Doesn’t like wearing a hat
Exercises his lat
Walks across the blue mat
Gives the dog a pat
Detests Matt the rat
On a radiator is where he sat
Of his mom he inked a tat
Doesn’t like fake words like yat or smat